Christmas Joke – There’s a fly…

Posted On November 30, 2009

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‘Waiter – There’s a Fly in My Champagne’

A multi-national company held a reception to celebrate Christmas.  The waiter gave each guest a glass of champagne, but on inspection, each guest noticed that their glass contained a fly.

       The Swede asked for new champagne in the same glass

       The Englishman demanded to have new champagne in a new glass

       The Finn picked out the fly out and drank the champagne

       The Russian drank the champagne, fly and all

       The Chinese ate the fly but left the champagne

       The Israeli caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese

       The Italian drank two thirds of the champagne and then demanded to have a new glass

       The Norwegian took the fly and went off to fish

       The Irishman ground the fly and mixed it in the champagne, which he then donated to the Englishman

       The American sued the restaurant and claimed for a $50 million compensation

       The Scotsman grabbed the fly by the throat and shouted, ‘Now spit out all that you swallowed.’

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merry christmas – gianetta

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