santa jokes 3

Posted On November 30, 2009

Filed under christmas joke
Tags:

Comments Dropped leave a response

What do you get if Santa comes down your chimney when the fire is a alight?

Crisp Kring

santa

santa

yasmin

Seven Jokes to Play on Santa Claus

Posted On November 30, 2009

Filed under christmas joke
Tags:

Comments Dropped leave a response


1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining that you think he could stand to lose a few pounds.
2. While he’s in the house, go find his sleigh and write him a speeding ticket.

3. Keep an angry bull in your living room. If you think a bull goes crazy when he sees a little red cape, wait until he sees that big, red Santa suit!

4. Take everything out of your house as if it’s just been robbed. When Santa arrives, show up dressed like a policeman and say, “Well, well. They always return to the scene of the crime.”

5. Leave Santa a note, explaining that you’ve moved. Include a map with unclear and hard-to-read directions to your new house.

6. Paint “hoof-prints” all over your face and clothes. While he’s in the house, go out on the roof. When he comes back up, act like you’ve been “trampled.” Threaten to sue for personal injury.

7. Dress up like the Easter Bunny. Wait for Santa to come and then say, “This neighborhood ain’t big enough for the both of us.

Merry Xmas – Keep Smiling x x x x Liz